Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh you See mattes oberthere, he is really nice and shares his girls

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

Matt Brooks

Cute Butt. Massive Penis.

Do you see Matt Brooks over there? What a babe!

by Icantake5upthebutt January 16, 2024

Matt

People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.

'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'

by Tony at the funky January 18, 2022

Ranga Matt

Ranga Matt is the biggest ranga i have ever met his luscious golden orange hair looks delightful when being son upon by the gleaming orange sun shining the same colour as his hair.

oi cunt your a massive ranga wanna smash???

Ranga Matt

by rangalover69 May 21, 2019

Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.

Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day

by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022

matt Godwin

A boy that everyone loved that is no longer here.

I'm going to miss matt godwin

by ATaylorNoel October 10, 2008

Hunchback matt

Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.

Omg is that a hunchback matt it mush be shot in the forehead to save the world

by Spener447 May 1, 2018