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U + I = 69
Math = 69
by Abbs_Carroll September 4, 2020
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math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why
Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.
by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018
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The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.
In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.
by Numerati January 31, 2025
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Sparks Maths

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again
by big cockonut October 8, 2023
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Math

Meantal Abuse To Humans
Math just make me wanna die it's to retarded besides my math teacher is a dick
by Itz.~. Berry October 3, 2017
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Mathing

When your trying to figure out some bull shit equation or when something your friend says something that ain’t adding up (they capping)
For example when a called Alex starts capping and you say that shit Ain’t Mathing
by _play baku series trialShould December 12, 2021
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Math teacher

Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.
Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher
by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021
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