May 17

a taurus- thats it.

B- You were born on May 17 right?

R- Yea

B- oh you're a taurus
R- cool.

by TrippieREDD November 20, 2020

May 9th

National show the angles right in the shower day

Yo its May 9th, that means you gotta show that ass in the shower

by Johncock32 May 9, 2022

May 1

National date ur best friend day

Hey,it’s May 1 , ur my best friend,let’s date

by anonymous April 20, 2022

may 27

The day to fuck him/her

On may 27:

Me: Imma fuck him
My friend: Why?
Me: It’s May 27

by Thinksksks May 26, 2021

May 9th

we’ll i was born on may 9th, and as far as i know i’m a pretty cool person, so this could be national cool person birthday-day

happy may 9th and happy birthday dude!

by therebeccajulip997 May 3, 2022

May 12th

Hold hands with Crush at recess

Walk up to them and hold hands with them on MAY 12th

by Gig_gol May 11, 2022

May 3

National give your friend named Jackson 20 dollars, flowers, and a kiss on the a**.

Person 1: Guys its may 3rd
Person 2: You know what that means!
Proceeds to give Jackson $20, flowers, and a kiss on the a**

by Jack jack 06 May 3, 2022