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most magical bitch

A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.

When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.

She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.

Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.

Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
The most magical bitch still has me figuring her out.
by Thomas...! June 2, 2017
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Puff the Magic Dragon

An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.

Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
by Olive989 March 1, 2023
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Ride that magic carpet

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
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the magic frog moment

when the energy suddenly changes and seems really surreal and then theres a frog. you follow the frog and it leads to another dimension. this happens to every person at least once in their life. good luck
1 : where did you go?
2 : oh i had the magic frog moment
by ferrettoes1 May 22, 2020
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the 2 magical words

When trying to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, use the 2 magical words.
by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017
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do yo magic

twerk ona dick love ona dick suck ona dick fuck ona dick
by bigdickreed April 22, 2018
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shiny red magic

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.
When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!
by parka March 15, 2012
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