Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson

Patasit

Ay jolle the j is perfoming at backang?!?!
Yeah thats Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson alright

by JolleJoh November 10, 2021

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by ADOLFKAHIEM April 18, 2022

Being a jonas

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.

I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas

by Reibuuu May 10, 2022

Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict

Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah

by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022

Pulling a Jonah

When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier

“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”

by CombatantCarlton March 5, 2024