Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.
by ac91 May 14, 2013

Dad do you want to smoke this Johnny with me.
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!
by Boogidibababy17 June 10, 2023

A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.
I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.
I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!
I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!
by MrBeepBo0p April 30, 2023

A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.
Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.
It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.
-MisterSmithIt
It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.
-MisterSmithIt
by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013

Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).
Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lt Ender June 24, 2017

A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear
Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025
