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Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.
Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees
Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.
by dukasuk November 18, 2025
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Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.
Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.
by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
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