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John Edwards

by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018
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John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.
by loloololololol August 15, 2017
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The John Feeling

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.
by Cleveland! January 14, 2019
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John wilding

Oh you're such a john wilding
Don't be a john wilding
For fuck sake you john wilding
by Define1001 June 23, 2018
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john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name
Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name
by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018
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John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the titleJohn with a g’
by Iris<3 April 28, 2022
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John Anders

A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders
Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger
by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022
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