dry hair

another, more discreet way of talking about diarrhea without letting the whole world in on your bodily dysfunction or irritable bowel syndrome.

"How'd you like that Moroccan restaurant last night?"
"Not my favorite, it gave me the worst dry hair."

by drunkestgirl@theparty January 4, 2010

toilet hair

The pubes left on a toilet seat.

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Vag hair

vaginal hair, puebes

Person 1: I saw Gina's vag hair!
Person 2: She said she waxes!

by crazyloser2285 November 22, 2020

bacon hair

A person in ROBLOX that has Pal Hair and people like to call them “Bacon Hair”.

Example :
Hey Bacon Hair. Can I eat your hair?
*bullies laugh*
Bacon Hair : I will report you! D;

by totally not a noob June 11, 2018

bunny hair

really really soft hair

she has bunny hair, but mine is coarse like a plack persons

by Hezikiah December 28, 2005

hair impaired

Hair being in a less than perfect or whole condition:
a)visually disturbing
b)the state of being follically challenged
c)being trapped in the 60's or 70's hairstyles
d)suffering from any of several all-too-common afflictions including but not limited to 4" un-dyed roots, mullets (particularly the bald guy with long fringe style reminiscent of the wreath-like 'do sported by Catholic monks in the time of Martin Luther), hair plugs, and facial hair-dying fiascos.
Adjective: hair impaired
Date of origin: 2007
Place of origin: Western Kentucky

"Don't make fun of that guy with the really bad comb-over, he's hair impaired. "

by Debra H. Patterson November 4, 2007

Morning Hair

When a girl wakes up after a night of being out, and her hair looks kind of like it did when she left the house, but slightly greasy.

So I woke up in my friend's dorm room and I was gonna go out for breakfast, but I had morning hair so I decided not to.

by Johnny BeLame September 25, 2010