by totally not a noob June 12, 2018
by crazyloser2285 November 23, 2020
by Joe Gaal November 03, 2003
by the Little Kid June 05, 2006
Hair being in a less than perfect or whole condition:
a)visually disturbing
b)the state of being follically challenged
c)being trapped in the 60's or 70's hairstyles
d)suffering from any of several all-too-common afflictions including but not limited to 4" un-dyed roots, mullets (particularly the bald guy with long fringe style reminiscent of the wreath-like 'do sported by Catholic monks in the time of Martin Luther), hair plugs, and facial hair-dying fiascos.
Adjective: hair impaired
Date of origin: 2007
Place of origin: Western Kentucky
a)visually disturbing
b)the state of being follically challenged
c)being trapped in the 60's or 70's hairstyles
d)suffering from any of several all-too-common afflictions including but not limited to 4" un-dyed roots, mullets (particularly the bald guy with long fringe style reminiscent of the wreath-like 'do sported by Catholic monks in the time of Martin Luther), hair plugs, and facial hair-dying fiascos.
Adjective: hair impaired
Date of origin: 2007
Place of origin: Western Kentucky
by Debra H. Patterson October 19, 2007
(New teenage "genre" label, seemingly a branch off from scene and emo.)
Slesh kids normally have big hair. When I say big, I MEAN big. Normally bigger than my hair, mine is small slesh =
But yes. Slesh hair resembles large teased up emo or scene hairstyles.
To make your hair slesh, simply use LOTSof hairspray && a comb. Tease and back-comb your hair until its spikey and fluffy and frizzy =D
Slesh kids normally have big hair. When I say big, I MEAN big. Normally bigger than my hair, mine is small slesh =
But yes. Slesh hair resembles large teased up emo or scene hairstyles.
To make your hair slesh, simply use LOTSof hairspray && a comb. Tease and back-comb your hair until its spikey and fluffy and frizzy =D
Corey : "Shit bro, look at that emo kid's hair!"
Sam : "Nah man, his hair is too big to be emo. He's slesh"
Corey : "... so slesh hair is different to emo hair?"
Sam : "..." -slaps-
Sam : "Nah man, his hair is too big to be emo. He's slesh"
Corey : "... so slesh hair is different to emo hair?"
Sam : "..." -slaps-
by x.//.Whorebox.\\.x March 02, 2007
When a girl wakes up after a night of being out, and her hair looks kind of like it did when she left the house, but slightly greasy.
So I woke up in my friend's dorm room and I was gonna go out for breakfast, but I had morning hair so I decided not to.
by Johnny BeLame September 25, 2010