Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith

*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠

by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021

Old Friday

The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side

I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????

by FGCinHB February 10, 2021

Friday

Friday is the day where everyone is supposed to post the Thank Gnome It’s Friday gif to twitter. If you don’t post it, you’re going to gnome hell!

“What day is it today?”
“It’s Friday, so we need to post the Thank Gnome It’s Friday gif to twitter”

by GnomeoStan23 February 11, 2021

Fish Friday

A celebratory event at the end of the week in which all the participants blackout and drink so much they flop on the ground like a fish. The place where they fish is known as an aquarium. Spin-offs include: Mahi-mahi Monday, Tuna Tuesday, Whale Wednesday, Trout Thursday, Shark Saturday, and Sunfish Sunday.

Joe: Dude it's a Friday, what are our plans?
Kyle: It's Fish Friday, what else would we do.
Joe: Great, I'll grab the beer.

by Padre03 February 26, 2021

Friday Junior

It's Thursday since it's before Friday, Thursday the baby.

Man, I can't wait for Friday junior to get here so I can get my car.

by TimiG March 11, 2021

Pussy Friday

A crazy time when people can get laid on a Friday night.

Are you ready for some pussy Friday?

by Skip6 March 13, 2021

Exceptional Friday

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC March 30, 2021