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food cut

"Yo, did you check out that bitch, she was a str8t up food cut for reals!"
by Donkey Lover July 25, 2004
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Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.
Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*
by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013
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Lizard Food

A less common term used for weed. Use this term and those greedy pigs will have no idea what the fuck your talking about.
Yo Miller, you got any lizard food?
Na man, just ran out
by Big Miller June 12, 2009
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penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
by dangnuggets October 10, 2016
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Food Networking

The act of receiving a handjob while watching the food network.
Clint and Sophia were watching Paula Deen make some biscuitson the food network. Clint got aroused so Sophia decided to give him a food networking.
by Powd September 24, 2018
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Food Top

adj; A next-generation slang term most commonly used by azns (not to be confused with asians)- extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.

vulgar;n; An asian yet not asian human being.

Origin: Early 21st century: An azn on AIM made a typo, and became an everyday expression. Comparable to Pwn
"Sup, B?"
"Ay bay bay I just tried this new dope, and man is it food top!"
"Yo food top fo' rizzel? Man I gotta get me some of that ****"

"Hey what's up with your eyes, food top?"
"沒甚麼."
by Azncactaur October 6, 2008
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gummer food

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.
The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food
by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013
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