fat pig

A large fucking woman who's so fat that her pussy lips are hidden by rolls of fat and two bags of flour are required to find the wet spot.

Me and my buddy saw two fat pigs eating a bucket of fried chicken and a bag of doritos and he said: "You see those two women over there?" and I said: "Those aren't women, those are fat pigs, that's why they're wearing moo moos!".

by Bennie April 9, 2005

fat joe

Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!

What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!

by Enna B. January 8, 2005

fat finger

trying to press a link on a social networking site and inadvertantly pressing like on something that is not likable or relevant to you

Tom Cruise's facebook status: "my dog just died"
Justin Bieber likes this.
Justin Bieber commented on Tom Cruise's status: "Sorry about your loss I tried to press comment but accidentally had fat finger and liked it

by Accidental_Facebook-Liker January 22, 2011

fat cow

oprah.

enough said

man #1: hey what's the name of that fat cow with that show?
man #2: oprah?
man #3: yeah, that's it. wow she really is a lard ass.

by icantthinkofaname March 6, 2008

Fat-nasty

A fat and nasty person.

Person 1: OMG shes fucking fat
Person 2: What a fucking fat-nasty

by meh7845 August 30, 2006

Fat Nigger

An adjective that intensifies verbs.

Joseph: "You have to go to the restroom?"

Alex: "yea man, I have to take a FAT nigger shit
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"Ay yo I'm playing madden, imma open some FAT nigger packs, a whole lot"

by Loadedice January 22, 2020

Fat albert

A negative term of calling a person "over weight."

or.

Somebodys nickname.

Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!

or.

Theres "fat albert" again!

or.

Whats up "fat albert?"

by WoRd! June 12, 2005