Crotch-mirrored

When Babach crosses the street as if she's so sexy any car will stop for her and the side mirror almost busts her pussy

I got crotch-mirrored today

by Babach March 31, 2021

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon March 09, 2016

Achillies Crotch

Referring to a males primary weakness.

"He almost won the fight, but she went for the Achillies Crotch."

by JintleeBingle September 20, 2024

crotch nebula

When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.

Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.

Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.

by Medicus007 February 08, 2016

crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz May 31, 2018

crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it

On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.

by Shanaynee September 01, 2019

Crotch bunnies

The pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your crotch after you wipe.

The toilet paper was so cheap, it left crotch bunnies after I wiped.

by Jenp3108 April 04, 2023