Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.

"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."

by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014

crack cuisine

delicious combination of goldfish and raisins
named as such for its regular consumption in the crack den

"Yo man, I'm gonna have some of this crack cuisine while you finesse that hose!"

by greenyboy April 13, 2010

crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.

“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”

by NickyTheP June 13, 2018

Smuggle that crack

A saying meaning to "Hide your asscrack" Typically said when someone is sitting down, and their asscrack is showing. Simple and effective.

John Johnson: *sit*

Andrew Andrews: Oi, smuggle that crack, yo.
John Johnson: Oh shit, thanks, mate

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 November 18, 2019

crack-a-thon

When you go on a prolonged bender smoking some Crack Cocaine, usually lasting only a couple hours though because you smoke all your crack then have to go find some more.

nah dude that shit was insane, a crack-a-thon if you will, we stayed up till 3pm the next day smoking hard and ran out then had to go get some more

by Kleowasnthere May 22, 2022