Christian Death Metal

Metal that shatters the musical boundaries of what type of music should be associated with what type of belief. Music, after all, is all about self expression.
Me: "Hey dude you should listen to this metal band, Mortal Treason. They sound like freaking Dethklok but they are christian death metal."

Someone else: "Christian...death metal..?!?!" *head explodes*
by Immortal Treason August 21, 2009
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part time christian

Church goer who only attends services once or twice a year (usually at Christmas and/or Easter).
At midnight mass, I couldn't find a parking spot or a seat in church because of all the part time christians.
by dfell January 15, 2007
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Christian Pulisic

A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.
Christian Pulisic missed a sitter against Pexico
by Pexishit FC April 12, 2022
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providence christian academy

providence christian academy sucks
by onssnjsj September 12, 2021
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Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)
Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!
by @fuckyoubitch June 22, 2020
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Annandale Christian College

A stupid shit hole, that uses this website to, "professionally" define words.

* Someone from the school, send this to Mr. Jones... see how he likes his school being defined on the website he insits on using...
That school is such an Annandale Christian College.
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Christian girl Christmas

Like #nonutnovember this is a holiday were this time girls cant master-bait. No vibrator, no finger no dildo no nothing. In the month of December you must be a cleansed christian girl.
Boy: Dang girl bend over for me
Girl: No you creep, its christian girl Christmas
by YBN Triple T December 04, 2019
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