Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

by Dirtypoker August 4, 2016

crush my chips

When someone either break,destroys your belongings or makes you upset.

Man!!! Why did you have to crush my chips?

by Sirdictionarysalots May 16, 2017

Gotta Get The Chains

You say it in a high pitched but stressed voice to represent your feelings.

Ben: Check it out tom, I got the chains!
Tom: How?
Ben: Gotta get the chains!!!

by ireallydontknow820 April 23, 2018

Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Fish and chips

A fishy smell that gives Giovanni Torta flashbacks to a much darker time.

Hey Gio! Remember when you ate heaps of fish and chips ;)

by bonglord696969 July 17, 2019

Ti li vze chipsa

A question that papa asked Niki.

Niki Niki, ti li vze chipsa?
No papa!

by Nqmash mama April 2, 2019