Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

The Butter Trick

The activity of repeatedly beating a stick of butter with one's genitals.

Me and the boys are gonna take turns doing the butter trick tonight!

by Gordon V. Beterson May 22, 2021

Butter Face

A girl who has every part of her body rockin... but her face....

Whoa check out that fine piece of.... OH MY GOD BUTTER FACE!

by LOWGUNS September 6, 2010

Better Butter

(N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.

(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.

Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!

by The Stuffer, of Chefs December 3, 2021

toilet butter

When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it

Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass

by ethab April 16, 2015

Amish Butter

In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.

"Those damned heathens have been smoking the Amish butter!" -Lancaster patch

by Barstoolrumschpringa July 3, 2017

jungle butter

Jungle butter is derived from a very angry, hairy pussy's secretions. It's like a FOB sweat, but hairer.

Dude, I have jungle butter stuck in my pubes. It ain't right.

by Junglebutter May 3, 2015