Speed bump bouncing

When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.

Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing

by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022

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Bump

The action of stealing something, usually from acquaintances, and things usually stolen is food, drinks, or small quantities of money. Typically said in Scotland.

Mate, d'you bump my buckie?
No, I didn't, I swear.

by The definite pisstake. July 30, 2020

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cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril

my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!

by roperdoper November 13, 2021

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bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....

I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml

by chick45674456 March 29, 2019

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Bump in the night

To get fully kitted with battle rattles. To investigate and harm people that'll harm you. Or others

What was that sound? It's time go bump in the night

by Bamaboy1203 June 23, 2022

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A raised, red rash on one's genital region, either malignant or benign, symptomatic of a sexually transmitted infection that is currently unknown to medical science.

Commonly contracted after having engaged in sexual congress with a resident of--or while oneself a resident of--Reno, Nevada.

"I was in the shower this morning and I noticed that I've got these weird bumps on my dick."
"Dude! You got the Reno Bumps?"
"What's that?"
"Nobody knows. Probably from that fat chick who got you wasted and took you home the other night!"

by El Ranchero Sucio January 11, 2013

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