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Brandon

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.
wow that is so brandon
by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021
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Brandon

He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool
Let’s hang out Brandon your cool.
by Knbwbsbs October 6, 2019
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Brandon

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida
by Real Nigga face February 5, 2020
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An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.
"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"
by Shredxvc January 25, 2022
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Brandonism

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon
Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism
by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021
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Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.
by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the Most Caring And Sweet Guys You Ever Meet He is Funny And Has a Way With The Girl's And Is Really Good In Bed He Is an asshole but He Still Means Well
Brandon's Are hilarious
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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