Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.
by Hannahfortunetellermuahahahhha January 1, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. 
When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
Get the Brandon Rizzo Energymug. Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.
Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.
by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022
Get the Brandon Effectmug. A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.
by King CJ The First of His Name May 20, 2023
Get the Brandoningmug. Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible
Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?
Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
by Hunter reno October 25, 2017
Get the Brandon Sadlermug. by mmaroonwalrus May 30, 2022
Get the Brandonmug.