A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
by 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴 October 01, 2021
The boyfriend effect is when you get with a man who makes you feel safe and comforted and you’re not ashamed to be yourself around them and you don’t feel the constant need to dress up or put make up on. Many people see this as a flaw, but when a girl/woman feels comfortable to let a man see her with wet hair, no make up, and in comfortable clothes, that’s the best feeling. The feeling of secureness.
Friend#1:Girl I think the boyfriend effect is really hitting me i haven’t worn makeup in a week!
Friend#2: Ain nun wrong w it you look happy!
Friend#2: Ain nun wrong w it you look happy!
by spiderpigishere February 02, 2024
The boyfriend effect is when you get with a man who makes you feel safe and comforted and you’re not ashamed to be yourself around them and you don’t feel the constant need to dress up or put make up on. Many people see this as a flaw, but when a girl/woman feels comfortable to let a man see her with wet hair, no make up, and in comfortable clothes, that’s the best feeling. The feeling of secureness.
Friend#1:Girl I think the boyfriend effect is really hitting me i haven’t worn makeup in a week!
Friend#2: Ain nun wrong w it you look happy!
Friend#2: Ain nun wrong w it you look happy!
by spiderpigishere February 02, 2024
The boyfriend effect is basically when your boyfriend comes to visit your place (or you go to visit his) and somehow your room ends up looking like absolute anarchy. The boyfriends presence somehow made the room go from completely organized to post apocalyptic…even though he literally didn’t do anything…and no one knows why.
“Sorry girl! My room’s a mess! I had it real clean this morning.”
“Don’t worry about it! Did your man visit today?”
“Yeah. He just left actually.”
“Aah that’s why then…it’s the boyfriend effect.”
“Don’t worry about it! Did your man visit today?”
“Yeah. He just left actually.”
“Aah that’s why then…it’s the boyfriend effect.”
by Miloca March 24, 2024
A dogshit webtoon comic for fujoshis that fetishizes mlm
In the webtoon, Boyfriends, there’s the goth emo gaymer boy, the annoying rich blond prep tsundere, a creepy uwu pastel nerd cringefest, and the jock who’s the only tolerable character. All they’re all in a polygamy relationship and the way they interact with each other is cringe the only pair that’s tolerable is prep x jock.
In the webtoon, Boyfriends, there’s the goth emo gaymer boy, the annoying rich blond prep tsundere, a creepy uwu pastel nerd cringefest, and the jock who’s the only tolerable character. All they’re all in a polygamy relationship and the way they interact with each other is cringe the only pair that’s tolerable is prep x jock.
Hailey: Hey! Have you read Boyfriends. Webtoon? It’s amazing you should read it!
Sara: I heard the creator said the n word and drew porn of irl people who are minors but go off I guess.
Hailey: OMG NO HE APOLOGIZED SHUT UP HOMOPHOBE!!!
Sara: I heard the creator said the n word and drew porn of irl people who are minors but go off I guess.
Hailey: OMG NO HE APOLOGIZED SHUT UP HOMOPHOBE!!!
by Fuzik Void February 28, 2022