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Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.
We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.
by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016
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Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.
George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.
by Darth Frak April 3, 2016
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Syringe Beers

"He was on all kinds of Beers last night, Brewed Beers, Nose Beers even Syringe Beers!"
by Yoshiozz October 29, 2020
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Beer Commando

To drink beer with no underwear on or completely naked.
My wife was out of town so I decided to become a beer commando. Goodbye Pants. Hello beer!
by Chaca February 15, 2013
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Willy beer

When someone ejaculates into a cup of alcoholic beverage and the recipiant drinks it all
My girl absolutely loved the willy beer i gave her
by TTC_Limbo August 24, 2018
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beer plugs

In the same vein as beer goggles, referring to drinking so much alcohol that horrible, annoying sounds become more tolerable.
Dude, this band really sucks. PLEASE order another round of beer plugs!
by AZschmeh February 27, 2010
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Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
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