Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.

I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.

by jayc33 December 13, 2023

Red bracelet

The red string bracelet is worn on the left wrist by people with anorexia, specifically people who participate in the Pro-Ana movement. They do this to keep reminding themselves that they're doing good when they don't eat and to try to find other anorexics in real life.

Bulimics wear a Blue string bracelet on their right wrist for the same reasons

Today I started wearing my red bracelet to keep myself motivated.

by Rexie.guy January 5, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

prime Barclays

The prime era of the Barclays Premier League.

“That Agüero goal is prime Barclays.”

by AshTHFC November 13, 2023

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

Barbarrian Barrel

It rolls over and damages anything in its path, then breaks open and out pops a Barnbarian! How did he get inside?!

The barbarrian barrel is usually used to piss off people in clash of clans.

by Theodore J. Kazynsky March 25, 2024