German Banana

Sausage link.

I caught Matt gobbling a German Banana for breakfast.

by Howufigure? April 26, 2021

Banana King

The banana king is almost always a Thomas and is obsessed with them

*teacher asks who want a free banana*

Thomas’s mind: BaNaNa!? Me want >:)

Thomas: runs and grabs all of the bananas and doesn’t share

Other kids: Ugh it’s the banana king again :(

by Livi Rose March 24, 2022

jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021

Banana Babez

Someone who loves cool people. She also loves to shuffle and loves Anubhav
She is an emotionally gifted person and loves to play the violin

OMG THATS A BANANA BABEZ SHE IS SO SWEET AND NICE. I LOVE HER.

by Asedomaniac February 28, 2022

Banana Dickuiri

When a person is using a slightly unripe banana to pleasure any of their orifice's and then right before peak orgasm they use their muscles to squish the banana and slowly let the combined juices flow into a cup. If the banana was very unripe you can use fingers to help get the excess out.

Jenna was exhausted and had slight cramps after making a banana dickuiri, but thanks to the rich vitamins and energy in her drink she was able to produce another after a few minute wait.

by banana_dick August 9, 2021

Coochi Banana

When you are a coochie banana you are just the coochiest of bananas

Oh my god, look at mila she such a Coochi Banana

by lander123 September 4, 2021

Banana Enlightenment

When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.

Man, my grandma finally found that banana enlightenment.

by Banana-Ladies June 1, 2021