bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

by Emmaskdodne May 05, 2016

Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."

by F4ilwin March 24, 2016

Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023

Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.

Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀

by I just got so emo I fell apart April 27, 2024

bed rotting

When you just stay in bed for days without showering, minimal eating and usually ignoring everyone. just laying in bed and thinking about how your day is wasting away.

bed rotting is not the same as having a lazy day

by acrolynd April 10, 2024

Bed Rotting

Associated with poor mental health; when someone stays in bed all day, only getting up for the bathroom or food

“Hey, have u seen Steve lately?”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”

by Leapfrogkid March 26, 2024

Bed rotting

The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.

Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill

by MirageV2 July 05, 2024