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bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
mugGet the bed post bitchmug.

Hospital bed

The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all
Hospital bed existing

Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?
by No user February 19, 2021
mugGet the Hospital bedmug.

Bed wetter

by A Vasist June 24, 2020
mugGet the Bed wettermug.

National Bed Appreciation Day

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day
Brad: “…”
by camx70 December 8, 2021
mugGet the National Bed Appreciation Daymug.

bed-wetter

Someone who openly doubts and/or worries excessively about a political strategy and related outcome. Someone who does not have the guts to tackle controversial political issues whose outcome is difficult to address.
When you come up with a buzz words like Defunding Police to convey a concept like rethinking the police as the panacea for all social problems there will be a lot of politicians will become a bed-wetter.
by mlhiss June 9, 2020
mugGet the bed-wettermug.

shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms
"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT
by flanetix May 27, 2018
mugGet the shit the bedmug.

bed cylinder

Noun. Another term for dick while fucking in bed.
Krissy: Let’s fuck in bed!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!
by Wazy123 November 27, 2021
mugGet the bed cylindermug.

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