Dimmer Dan

A cripple who is commonly found doing minor tasks (ie operating a dimmer board) and almost always ends up eating his own dick.
Usually a racist, sexist, WASP who is so angry with his life that he takes it out on everyone else

Dude, quit being a Dimmer Dan and let that brother alone!

by Josh Whittaker November 29, 2007

dan’s stag

A chant that all men must participate in when attending the legendary stag of Dan.

Men in unison: “DAN’S STAG”
Other people: “Who the fuck is Dan?”

by Sandwich75 October 7, 2023

Dan

Caring guy but very small penis and odd voice but good company

Hey Dan

by Rjdbaksk October 19, 2018

dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

by Quitavious Brown June 4, 2017

Dans Advocate

On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).

Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)

by inntheknow March 18, 2022

Dan

A stupid nerd who has greasy hair

You have DAN hair man

by Kazuhah_ September 20, 2022

Spilly Dan

The little table troll that spills peoples drinks in their laps at bars.

'Spilly Dan' strikes again with half a beer to the crotch region. Now I'm cold.

by ElizabethFarbar March 9, 2011