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brandon-catron

the keyholder to a mercedes bakers heart
the brandon-catron held the only key to the mercedes bakers heart hopefully it didnt get lost
by DDIES-PRINCESS February 28, 2022
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Brandon

The name Brandon, came down from many different generations with the significance of pride and love. However, now as time changes the name is loses most significance. The name Brandon, as it stands today, mean gay and loving for mean. People who have this name either play video games every day up to a point where they get grounded and stop playing. They also like to act very gay around people, forgetting that he is a man. People with this name were probably dropped as an infant due to the future consequences they go through as they grow up. Brandons' usually have a max penis size of 3.5 inches. However they grow up to be around 6 feet tall in height.
If you ever encounter yourself near a Brandon, run because he will most likely give you a kiss on the mouth and rape you.
by oKAY butSER November 20, 2021
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brandon sanchez trejo

one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet, if you meet him don’t ever let him go. he will make you feel loved and make sure you’re never upset. also has a really deep voice and likes to play scary roblox games and shit himself
hey you know brandon sanchez trejo? he’s so sweet. he’s one of my favorite people ever!
by parduewardue November 23, 2021
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a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.
by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
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Brandon

The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)
Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!
by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 5, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020
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Brandon

Oh, that useless Brandon, it's fucked....
by MrIndi October 3, 2023
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