window ectomy

The medical procedure where the doctor cut a hole in your stomach below your rib cage so you can see where you’re going Because you have your head so far up your ass

Without question that man needs a window ectomy

by Fergie in SP June 4, 2022

Window

The thing birds crash into or little children jump through.

Repair Guy: so how’d this window break in the first place
Me: some kid thought that he could float right through it. Spoiler alert, he’s not magical

by King_J1123 April 18, 2021

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

… Out the window day

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

… it’s 011ie out the window day!

Hey guys it’s 011ie … out the window day!

by E11a_iz_cool October 4, 2021

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.

I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.

Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out

by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016

window brew

aluminium-canned beer that has been sitting outside of a closed window in the winter and consequently has received the perfect chilling; breakfast of champions

The dorm fridge died, so I put the case survivors on the windowsill and closed the window. Next morning breakfast ruled: scrambled eggs and bacon washed down with ice cold window brew.

by treeguywussup October 19, 2010