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Robert Xu

Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.
Being a Robert Xu is the same as wishing death upon yourself
by Nissieboy July 12, 2022
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Robert

Robert-

He is just so amazing and talented and I couldn’t ask for anything better. His smile is adorable and he has pretty blue eyes and brown hair <3 :) when he looks at you you feel like you might pass out because all you think about is him and he’s everything to you, and you never want to lose him, because without him you would be nothing. His personality is a bit of a mix of shy and really outgoing. He thinks about everyone before himself and is a very caring boy. :) he may or may not have freckles and glassessss :)))))) he’s super beautiful and I would never ever ever ask for anyone else, because to me he’s perfect and nobody could be better than Robert because he makes my life complete. He loves basketball and baseball and he’s super super great at both, especially baseball. Best on his team tho ;) Robert’s are really nice to you ( I know from experience ;) ) and when you’re around him, your a better person. He’s super funny and makes your life better <3 he’s all you want and if you ever see a Robert, get to know him a bit. He may just light up your life like he did to mine. 👉🏻👈🏻💞💞💗
Girl #1
O my god! Look how good looking that boy is, and he’s amazing at baseball!

Girl #2

Yep.. that’s a Robert for sure. Cutest boy on earth, no cap.

Robert-

Hey what’s up?

Girl #1 & #2
AAH EEEEK 😭🥰🥺💗💞
by R 🙌🏻 February 4, 2021
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lochlann roberts

idk what to say but he loves his brown girls man
Lochlann roberts: yo wsp gal
tvisha (who's a brown girl): ew lochlann we broke up ages ago
by itzyabaee August 15, 2023
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Robert

Robert is the fittest guy i’ve ever laid my eyes on. He is such a hot person and definitely has the biggest penis in the world, if you have a robert in your life, you are a lucky person and deserve it b <3
omg there’s robert!
by Anonymous Hooman <3 xo November 11, 2022
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Robert Salone

A Speng who likes getting kids in the back of a van
Robert Salone get the kids in the van
by Ayden Lacey November 23, 2019
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Robert

Complete and utter thumb. Governmental lab made experiment used to gather information or some shit. Possibly a drone. Probably likes pop unironically. Type of guy to wear shorts in winter, but it’s all good because they have a huge arse.
What a complete retard. Must be Robert. Look at that ass though!
by Mullion7 November 2, 2022
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