weed 

apparently it will save your life.

you can tell weed messes you up cause all the people who come on here to writed about it mispell words with letters that are on the other side of the keyboard.

weed by couchpotat April 17, 2010

Cheese Weed 

Cheese Weed is one of several nicknames given to Malva neglecta, a winter-summer annual weed (also known as Common Mallow, Cheeses, Cheese Mallow, Dwarf Mallow, Running Mallow, Malice, Round Dock, Button Weed, Round-Leaved Mallow and Low Mallow). “Cheese Weed” can be found in fields, gardens and disturbed areas of turfgrass and thrives in much of the continental U.S. Malva neglecta is called "Cheese Weed" because of its fruit, which is shaped like a wheel of cheese.

My uncle Chaz has a really bad Cheese Weed infestation in his back yard; looks like we'll have to practice our back-flips somewhere else.

Cheese Weed by Tommysaurus Rex June 12, 2010

weed bitch 

A girl who is both drunk and high, and has become paranoid that she is being a bitch, when in fact, she sounds slightly crazy. She often will proclaim that she is "such a weed bitch," drawing much attention to herself. This term has no usage when the person is sober.

This term originated in the suburbs of New York City and has since spread rapidly.

Caroline took one hit and keeps calling herself a weed bitch!

weed bitch by not a weed bitch March 22, 2011

weeder

the man how keeps everyone under control after smoking pot

dave is a great weeder

weeder by super man39 August 20, 2009

anus weed 

1. (noun)- one who has grown out of an anus

2. (noun)- one who acts as if they have grown out of an anus

Joe: "Yo, ever since John got hit by that dim gnome rider, he has been acting like such an anus weed"

Jameel: "Word"

anus weed by benny illsman March 29, 2005

weed 

the ultamate substence that will fix any bad day no matter the extent of the day. weed is the coolest thing ther ever was and i belive everyone sould get the chance to experiance its greatness.

some stoner:"so ur mom died, ur wife cheated on u, ur being aouteded, sued by a rich gay man, and ur in trouble with the mob u say... u whant some weed?"
depresed guy:"ok"
(5 min later)
depresed guy:"ISNT IT GRATE TO BE ALIVE!?" "dont u feel like every breath is a grate gift from the above"
some stoner:"fuckin burnout"

weed by black panda January 27, 2007

bubble weed 

Gum that has weed in it. this is how you do it: chew your fav. gum "bubble type gum works best" untill it is soft. Then flatin it some in your hand, next sprinkle weed in it then fold the edges of the gum over the weed and chew. reapeat untill desired amount is acheived. It may require a good amount to get your buz depending on your body tolerence but it is effective in places were you cant be smokin, oh, such as sittin in your cubicle at your lame as job. and yes it may get it in your teeth so try to carry around those individually rapped toothpicks in your pocket.

and p.s. dont throw it away wen it loses its flavor you dumb bastards just swallow it its still got plenty of THC "The chemical that fucks you up. Just for the retards out there" in it. use water if you cant swallow it dry.

your goddamn wellcome. now try it

no i havent heard about that way to get high off your weed without smokin it wats its called. bubble weed; yeah "cody" told me and now im tellin you

bubble weed by cody p in H-Town nc July 9, 2007