A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
by RNKMXN February 2, 2020

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by Antoneo November 21, 2021

Dirty Cuban but worse
by Super Uber September 6, 2018

One of the best things in your life, that you never want to loose!
She will do what she has to to make people laugh.No matter there are gonna be people that hate her for her awesome personality but she is an internally confident girl.
She doesn't usually like someone but, when she does she's head over heels
She will do what she has to to make people laugh.No matter there are gonna be people that hate her for her awesome personality but she is an internally confident girl.
She doesn't usually like someone but, when she does she's head over heels
Tony-han? Oh yeah I know her she's so pretty!
by Bigdaddypac November 22, 2021

He’s the best friend you can have. He has a
versatile knowledge of automotive mechanics. And he’s the only Guatemalan nigga the smokes dank zaza daily.
versatile knowledge of automotive mechanics. And he’s the only Guatemalan nigga the smokes dank zaza daily.
Ayo tony wushannin’ bro, I’m having problems with my car, and all my friends say that you’re the only guy that can fix it.
by Patojo November 22, 2021
