Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

The best apex player

Professional virgin, everyone wishes he where never born, some even describe his virginity as contagious

Girl: "hey Aden, I heard that you're The best apex player- i'm a virgin now."

by Thepeemachine February 21, 2022

even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.

The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.

by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017

player line

A cheesy pick up line often involving little to no intellect, said from a player to their prey in an attempt to secure a sexual encounter by flattering them with one simple phrase.
Ex: "On a scale of 1 to 10, you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"

"Do you happen to have a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling for you"

Those player lines won't work on me!
That was the lamest player line I've ever heard

by Cdoup February 24, 2016

The better Player

The better player is a guy that his skill is excessively better than the average skill capacity

He is a tryhard. No, he is just the better player

by Geothepig December 03, 2020

rizzbee player

when you become a professional at the art of rizz and make a sport just to show your skills!

someone: bro I just won in the rizbee finals!
someone but different: yoooo! you are the goat rizzbee player!

by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc January 16, 2024

normie player

A term used in a NC pool tournament to describe participants who fail to advance to at least the Best 16. These players are seen as the “average” competitors who don’t make it to the higher stages of the competition.

1. Those normie players are truly envious of the Best 16, especially of the ones they underestimated as underdogs.
2. The Best 16 will battle it out tomorrow, while the normie players can watch and learn.

by icebox the real man January 21, 2025