cunt kit

The kit bought from Halfords or similar motorist's chain store designed to make a modern car look stupid. Preferred modification of choice by Burberry capped townies. Usually involves body coloured 'skirts', and a large and pointless spoiler. Most commonly found on Citroen Saxos, Vauxhall Corsas and Ford Kas.

"Look at the cunt kit on that car."

by SPF December 12, 2003

cunt fish

A nasty stank puss you don't wanna go near.

Dude I almost had to eat cunt fish last night.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

cunt

A word that is used to tell someone what they really are and what they always will be.

Girls named melanie, clare, alexis, miranda, pierra, chanelle, celest, shannelle, alexandria, katie, nakayla, maria, madublaoblangada, madusa, sanya, shaniqua, christine, nadia, crystal, and phillis.

Boys named david, christian, phillip, joseph, jeffry, geffry, clent, clarence, jesus, bradley, thomas, gary, gordon, keith, sean, dakota,and ian. People mainly who act like cunts.

by The Blue Smileys June 28, 2010

Lost cunt

One who aquires a sense of utter hopelessness when a deadline or otherwise inescapable ominous task looms.

Monso get off wikipedia and start your FEA assignment its due tomorrow, fuck, your such a lost cunt.

by Haydenmalc May 22, 2008

Cunt burger

An insult that can be used in the place of b*tch, slut, or whore. Basically it's the same thing as cunt, but the word "burger" just makes it that much better.

Man! You're such a freaking cunt burger!

. . .what a cunt burger. . .

by Supaflyneese November 24, 2011

Donald cunt

The real name of the president of america

Oh shite it’s donald cunt again

by Sex vibe July 25, 2018

dusty cunt

a miserable stuck up twat of a bitch who so up her own arse that her cunt hasnt seen day light for so long that cob webs are hangin off her meat curtains.

beccy : 'that Margaret thatcher is so old and miserable' !!

mike; 'yeah, she is a proper dusty cunt!!!'

beccy;' haha, yeah she is!! '

by rusty nutzz January 19, 2011