gasolina theory

That the Song Gasolina can be paired/remixed with any and every song made and it’ll always be fire.

“Gasolina doesn’t go with Get Busy.”

“Bro don’t you know about Gasolina Theory?”

*song plays*

“Gah damn”

by VinceMontague October 7, 2025

Septum Ring Theory

The actual origin of the Septum Ring Theory stems from the belief that when someone experiences trauma — especially something that made them feel powerless, violated, or unseen — they often search for ways to reclaim agency over their body or narrative.

The septum piercing is particularly striking because:
• It’s central on the face — hard to miss.
• It’s reversible (can be hidden or removed), offering flexibility.
• It has cultural associations with rebellion, nonconformity, and strength.

So, wearing one can become a kind of armor or badge — a visible reminder: “I’ve survived something, and I’m not the same.” It turns internal pain into an external identity marker that others can see, but only the wearer truly understands the meaning behind.

In current use, The Septum Piercing Theory denotes unnecessary aggression on social media stemming from someone who has made their trauma a part of their identity.

The Septum Ring Theory never fails. Look at this unhinged cow rant about the way her ex left her. I can see why now.

by Meluckycharms2 October 9, 2025

block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension

Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀

by Dave ias October 12, 2025

String Theory of Life

The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.

I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.

by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025

Predator Mask Theory

A radical feminist observation that some men aren’t actually “good” — they’re just good at hiding their predatory impulses. The mask of civility, respect, or gentlemanly behavior isn’t a sign of conscience or morality; it’s a costume worn to avoid getting caught by the cops, society, or embarrassed friends.

Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.

Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.

“Brad swears he respects women, but when age laws came up, he literally froze. Predator Mask Theory, ladies — and yes, it’s horrifyingly consistent.”

by Lola Robot October 19, 2025

Infinite Elixir Theory

The theory in a clash royale short that when one side has way too much elixir, the video must've been edited and is simply staged for content.

"Yooo look at this! Double sneaky golem in the pocket!"
"Infinite Elixir Theory"

by a random guy who exists? October 22, 2025

The Barron Theory

The Barron Theory is when a guy secretly has a crush on his best friend, but hides it behind jokes, teasing, or “bro” behavior. Once you notice it, you can’t unsee it — every small gesture suddenly makes sense.

“Jake’s obsession with his best friend is a classic case of the Barron Theory.”
or
“Once you notice the Barron Theory between those two, you can’t unsee it.”

by demarcusballz67 October 23, 2025