Marvel Zombie

Inspired by a Marvel comic series started by Robert Kirkman, A person who’s got bad tunnel vision to the point they are willing destroy the lives of all those around them.

We need to fire all these Marvel Zombies from office and let the people fairly re-elect representatives.

by Ami Magee May 26, 2022

Zombie fire

It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.

Zombie fires a little bit hard to believe.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him

Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN

by trollerspy December 14, 2021

Zombie Marker

A marker who is deep underground.

Guy#1: Where's my marker?

Guy#2: I think it became a zombie marker.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Zombie

Typically a dead human (although can be other creatures) who is reanimated as a flesh-eating horror Mofo, whose sole purpose is to kill, eat and zombify living humans. Fans of Glasgow football team Ranger FC are nicknamed “The Zombies” as their football club went bust but the team re-emerged in 2012, from the dead as such.

Hey, Anton, did you see those Zombies at the football. Oh, man, that was a close shave, they nearly ate my GF, and not the good parts!

by jamessymac April 6, 2022