Robert

Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it

Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!

by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021

Robert Zaliznock

A Piece of shit

I was walking down the street when i saw a Robert Zaliznock a doc left behimd after a walk

by A trump voter with 80 IQ or lo October 1, 2021

Robert

what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong

robert is a dumb ass hoe

by ssss27282 March 17, 2022

Robert

Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.

Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.

by LuckyLeo1111 November 20, 2023

Robert

A little annoying shorts boy Asian boy is '14 but nobody ever believes him he's always called gay and bullied by almost everybody and his school and on the bus

The new way to say no homo is no Robert

by YETSKET Lucas November 1, 2019

Robert Salone

A Speng who likes getting kids in the back of a van

Robert Salone get the kids in the van

by Ayden Lacey November 23, 2019

Robert

Complete and utter thumb. Governmental lab made experiment used to gather information or some shit. Possibly a drone. Probably likes pop unironically. Type of guy to wear shorts in winter, but it’s all good because they have a huge arse.

What a complete retard. Must be Robert. Look at that ass though!

by Mullion7 November 2, 2022