Poo Fuck

Poo fuck is a person who will happily fuck any ones poo for money.

$2 for poo fuck.

by The_Urban_Definer June 19, 2016

Master-poo

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

by ShadesI January 26, 2011

Poo Hands

What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.

The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.

"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."

by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009

poo jabba

when the penis is inserted into the anus

Jimmy had sex with Tommy's anus. Therefor he is a poo jabba.

by chandogg July 6, 2008

Poo radish

after taking a shit there are poo radishes(dried poo) left on your ass. Leaving you to pick it

i picked my ass and sniped someone with poo radishes

by JJJ33 October 30, 2007

Stabbing Poo

Anal Sex

I gave her the reach around while I was stabbing poo.

by Rob Bi February 9, 2004

Poo nuts

When a persons testicles have caca on them. More predominant in babies buys.

Jeremy has major poo nuts, do you mind changing his diaper?

by Francois M October 16, 2008