Burgundy dirty toilet bowl

When a chicks on the rag and pisses in te toilet and never flushes

I walked in to a public restroom stall and saw the burgundy dirty toilet bowl

by Burgundy dirty toilet bowl November 29, 2013

Skibidi toilet

The skibidi toilet is an intimate position where a person removes their toilet from their bathroom, they buy a new one, cut a hole about the size of their head and a space beneath it, then the person stays there until that individual target (lover or friend) sits down then the person pops out and eats their meal.

Bro I did the skibidi toilet with James, he loved it.

by Tyler the Skibidi March 13, 2025

toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day

toilet paper gives me an itchy ass

by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is something that was made in Hell. Their only audience are 4 yo's or people from the adoption center. Studies shown that if you watch one of their fucking content-farm-youtube-shorts, you will have a seizure, and your heart will stop from the level of cringe.

Dad: Hey son what are you watching?
Son: Skibidi dop dop yes skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!!!! Skibidi Toilet!!!!!
Dad: Thank god there is a candy van over there.

by Cringe_Deleter December 18, 2023

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

toilet 2for

When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.

Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!

by anonymous July 30, 2024