Polish Cabbage Soup

When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).
I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.
by Bustin Beaver March 03, 2020
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Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..
1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup
by Hot Dog Goblin December 22, 2019
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Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld
One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.
by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 20, 2021
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The Tomato Soup Kitchen

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 02, 2022
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Noodle soup fucking

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup
I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.
by baby face megeee March 20, 2020
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Campbell's Soup Can

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals
The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.
by penis lovah October 20, 2008
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The won-ton soup

The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.
When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.
by Ling bi Ho ching December 31, 2011
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