noob

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2012

noob

a player new to a game or actually just a word to bully someone lol. Hey if you're gonna bully someone, bully ur mirror.

"lol what a noob"

by Iactuallyenglish September 23, 2020

Noob

a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge

Guy 1:"Ha Lol u Noob you have no robux (this was made to inform roblox flexers to stfu)"
Me:" Do you know what Noob is?"
Guy 1:" no"
Me:"Let me teach you something Kid a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge

by RandomNumber June 1, 2018

Noob

Someone who is new to a game, or is not good at the game.

"Oh my god, their such a noob"

by 4za March 4, 2022

Noob

Complete asshole

Noob: Owns every video game ever
Gamer: Only plays games he's elite at

by BOSS GRIEFER90 May 26, 2017

noob

mojangel74

Mojangel74 would die instantly and try to carry tha boiis but just doesnt so she is a noob

by ooooooo daddddy June 3, 2018

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018