jetta rule

The Jetta Rule is that the drivers of Volkswagen Jettas are primarily attractive women (and ugly men).

*hot girl is seen driving a Jetta*

“Yo, Jetta Rule!”

by jcronin18 June 11, 2020

Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.

Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.

by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 17, 2019

5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

by Amy the red May 31, 2020

zipcode rule

If a girl lives in a completely different zipcode than you, a one night stand with this girl is the farthest it may go. No long distance relationship, just sex.

Cheryll: So are we a thing?

Steven: Sorry, since you live so far away, the zipcode rule applies.

by CJ8834 June 14, 2017

pub rules

Don't discuss politics or religion.

Abide by the pub rules or sling yer hook!

by nuntoopleased! February 7, 2021

road rules

a reality television show that originated on MTV that has 6 people live in a motor home, travel, and complete missions such as bungee jumping or eating bugs for money and prizes.

That guy Donell from the show "road rules" really sucks!

by stillettobob July 18, 2003

Alexander Rules

When your mom doesn't like to read rules for board games, so she makes them up on her own as you play.

Hey don't I get a point for That?

No man, my mom is here. We are playing by Alexander rules.

by Ladyrimer July 31, 2017