Dashing Mole

A person who brings up random subjects, and when some one calls them out they throw a fit.

Don't be a Dashing Mole, no one likes them.

by TheCardinalRanger January 17, 2024

Trouser mole

a penis

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Paid Mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.

Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“

By Twitter User: @Bugruto

by Rosanika March 26, 2024

paid mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.

Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“

by Rosanika April 24, 2024

marsupial mole

The marsupial mole is a small, burrowing mammal endemic to the sandy deserts and arid grasslands of central Australia, primarily found in the Northern Territory and Western Australia. It is also known as the "itjaritjari" to the Arrernte people of Central Australia. Marsupial moles are small and elusive creatures, seeing one in the wild brings 5 years of good luck.

Due to its beauty and supposed mystical power the delicate fur is a prized commodity, commonly used as an appliqué for the loincloths of men who need to compensate for other “deficiencies” in their life.

The marsupial mole was a marvel to behold, with its silky fur and tiny, shovel-like claws adapted for digging through the sandy soil.

Anna’s mind wandered, eventually returning to the thought of the golden fur of a marsupial mole hanging off his loincloth. As this crossed her mind she let out a little giggle and scoff “what a dag”, trying to hide her secret desire for this loincloth clad man in her mind.

by Volando Con El Viento May 6, 2024

Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024

MAGA Mole

Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.

Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.

by JimBim2 December 18, 2024