Milford Sangria

Fill pint glass with ice, fill 3/4 of the way with Paisano wine and top with a Orange Soda. Stir.
Caution: your teeth will turn purple.

Warning: You could substitute with Rine wine, but things may get crazy!

Jim: Whats you drinking tonight?
Sally: Give me one of those Milford Sangria's

by ThePTL October 25, 2011

Milfordian

Someone from the village Milford, south of England.

"I'm from Milford"
"Ahh, you're a Milfordian?!"

by leela-lo January 1, 2012

milfolicious

A perfect (MILF).
A (MILF) so irresistible that you want to perform oral on her the moment you see her.
A (MILF) worthy of a long term relationship.
A (MILF) that makes you instantly cum in your pants.

Those nerdy glasses make Ashley so MILFOLICIOUS! I would totally go down on her in public!

by Voodoo4u June 21, 2012

milffer

A milffer is a man obsessed in finding and fucking a milf

Damn he's fucking jakes mum too now ! What a a milffer.

by northern jamie April 22, 2016

MILFBWAF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck But Wouldn't Actually Fuck. Like a MILF, but one you wouldn't (or couldn't) actually fuck for any number of reasons.

My boss's wife is a total MILFBWAF. I would tear that ass up, but I don't want to get fired.

by 1natestand June 27, 2016

milferd

Likes to drink a lot and play hopscotch naked in the street he also has a big banana. He likes to bite so be careful when your around Milferd. He loves to braid his girlfriends hair before bed.

Have fun with milferd but be careful

by Milferd December 29, 2016

Milfmaus

A milf aged 23 to 26; newly divorced; short and sweet; clothes her child in fluffy full body suits with dog ears

Wow ! Such a Milfmaus!

by Samy101997 February 17, 2017