Mexican snowstorm

When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.

Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006

angry mexican

When having sex and your partner, be it male or female is about to orgasm, throw salsa in their eyes and kick them in the genitals.

I was thinking for Ryan's birthday I was going to bang Ryan from behind and give him the angry mexican.

by JB12 June 27, 2008

mexican eyeball

A lovemaking technique in which one tears out an eye, stuffs it up a bitch's pussy, and then fucks the shit out of her so as to use the vitreous humour as a lubricant. This technique is usually performed only twice in a practitioner's lifetime.

"Eh vato, that ho is smokin'! I'm gunna give her a mexican eyeball!"

by kissaki January 9, 2009

mexican birdbath

When you fuck a girl so hard that she passes out, then u piss in her open mouth.

After he made her pass out, he gave her a mexican birdbath as a sign of gratitude.

by nickg8916 July 16, 2008

mexican breakfast

A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.

Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.

by adrienne July 23, 2004

The Mexican Gap

Old Navy clothing stores. Old Navy is highly frequented by Mexican Americans due to the lower prices and relatively fashionable clothes. Do not even consider going to an Old Navy in the SW United States during any clearance sales lest you wait 4 hours to check out. You can also tell a Mexican Gap by how disorderly the clothes are arranged 30 minutes after opening, because Mexicans consider it a big flea-market where they can throw clothes on the floor they don't intend to purchase.

Friend #1: "Hey lets hit up The Mexican Gap. They have $1 flip flops this weekend."
Friend #2: "Are you crazy?! It'll be one-in-one-out because of all the Mexicans! How about we wait until next weekend, pay a little extra, and save ourselves getting stabbed by some Mexican?"
Friend#1: "Word. Or we could go to actual Gap today. There shouldn't be any there."
Friend #2: "Truth."

by Cuban_B December 6, 2009

Mexican Postmark

To spell one's name in ejaculate on the chest of one's partner. Bonus points are earned if a stamp is wiped on the penis and then affixed to the partner's forehead.

Related definitions: Mexican Return Address

It cost me 37 cents, but it was definitely worth it to give her a Mexican Postmark.

by Soda June 11, 2006