May 24

if you’re born on this day, that means ur a LEGEND and everyone knows who you are. you are attractive and funny and your a straight up god.

you: i’m born on may 24
boy: omg! no way ur like a legend!

by lucyxxxxxx May 3, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

May 14th

A National holiday where a pedophile and rapist got kicked from a discord server, and we lived in peace.

Me: dude did you here what happened on May 14th
Someone: yeah glad he was kicked

Me: same

by May 14th May 15, 2020

May 27

National Girls send Nudes Day

have fun people!! :)

Jack: Jessica has been sending every guy at school nudes!

Billy: why?

Jack: It's May 27th

Billy: Oh yeah!

by LOLOL_ez May 27, 2022

Dannah May

Dannah may is someone who is a dental hygienist and one day will be a millionaire who travels the world. She is very nice and has a husband . She watches h2o just add water. She loves dogs and hates cats. Laughs at everything no matter what it is.

Dannah may is gorgeous

by h2ojustaddwaterpheobe November 22, 2021

The May Turn

Theresa May announcing a policy and then quickly doing a u turn when she realises it's unpopular.

I am, today, announcing that the dementia tax I announced yesterday is not a dementia tax. I am performing the May turn.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017

May 8

A kind hearted person, loves there friends but they don't love her....
Knows how to fight/be mean but doesn't 💖

(She's/he is) so kind her birthday must be on may 8

by Lavendersparadise January 8, 2022