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Shower Monster

Much like a Blanket Monster a Shower Monster is any of the following:
a. A person who is constantly showering
b. A person who uses up all the hot water and leaves others to freeze
c. A person who takes an excessively long time in the shower (A.K.A. Bathroom Monster)
A. Since Bill was a germaphobe he was constantly taking showers, this earned him the nick name 'The Shower Monster.'
B. When Cindy was at camp it seemed as if you was always preceded by a Shower Monster. Not once her entire time there did she get a hot shower.
C. Jose's older sister was such a Shower Monster that often times she didn't leave the bathroom until after breakfast.
by TheBlanketMonster December 28, 2009
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Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011
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Monster Mountain

Best motocross track in the USA, Tallassee, Alabama, once owned by the world famous "Andy Anderson". had to sell it because of a bullshit lawsuit.
What's that track where that kid hit the tractor and his parents sued the owner? O' Ya monster mountain!
by jimmy the gm September 11, 2010
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basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010
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Monster Nugget

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush
by ganga man June 15, 2011
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Monster Jamm

by M0n5t3r for higher November 15, 2010
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muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.
"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"
by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005
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