milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"

by Awrekt February 11, 2018

Wolf Milk

Cum
Semen or male ejaculate

Guy 1: bro I just blasted wolf milk all over my bedsheets
Guy 2: Then go clean it you dumb fuck

by Broccoli bobbin October 20, 2020

Milk Salad

A man who chums on his/hers partners face who is a vegetarian.

The man made a milk salad all over his girlfriend.

by XXDirtyDrewXX July 15, 2014

tongue milking

licking cow nipples aggressively

I was watching porn involving tongue milking.

by buttfucked666 January 17, 2015

milking the water

having sex with a girl in the tub. You ejaculate in the tub and she uses a straw to swallow the cum.

Man I had sex with this girl this morning in the shower and she did a great job "milking the water". A cup or other drinking device can be used.

by wordwizguy February 21, 2013

Ass milk

Brendon urie's favorite drink

Ass milk .Ryan ross was kneeling in a bathtub a towel under his knees and another under his hands.

by Emoqueen666 June 6, 2019

milk rag

A milk rag is a metaphor for being angry at someone.
Origin: Two girls were eating and one spilled their milk. She proceeded to clean it up with a paper towel. The other girl kept cracking jokes. Then, the girl who was cleaning it up replied, "I'm gonna throw my milk rag on you."

"One day I'm going to throw my milk rag on you."

by Simrandom February 20, 2018