A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.
Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot
Other beta: shut up faggot
by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024
someone sneaky, sly and drop dead gorgeous .if you have a shadow around they'll never leave you alone and will stalk you which is good because if you become lovers a shadow will always look after you and do what you say ... but will also cheat on you.
jane: did you see shadow anywhere last night?
lucy: yeah
jane: shadow male is cheating on me that sneaky sly and drop dead gorgeous guy never leaves me alone and stalks me but sleeps with another girl!
jane: really where did he say where he was going ?
lucy: yeah he said to the condomn that he was going in
jane: where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucy: kitty cat
lucy: yeah
jane: shadow male is cheating on me that sneaky sly and drop dead gorgeous guy never leaves me alone and stalks me but sleeps with another girl!
jane: really where did he say where he was going ?
lucy: yeah he said to the condomn that he was going in
jane: where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucy: kitty cat
by atrix January 02, 2015
Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.
How true is that!
How true is that!
My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.
Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!
Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!
by Coastlinejw April 22, 2021
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However, this phrasing refers to a male who can gag on their own dick. A Gagma Male is a Sigma of their own variety, being inside both Volcel and incel territory. They don't get bitches, which leads to discovering autofelatio. Or they can get bitches however they just want the mouth, nothing else, this then can lead to the Volcel chad slobbing on his own knob.
However, this phrasing refers to a male who can gag on their own dick. A Gagma Male is a Sigma of their own variety, being inside both Volcel and incel territory. They don't get bitches, which leads to discovering autofelatio. Or they can get bitches however they just want the mouth, nothing else, this then can lead to the Volcel chad slobbing on his own knob.
Chad 1 > "Yo dude, I found out I can suck my own dick"
Chad 2 > "lmao Gagma Male"
Chad 1 > "facts brooo, who needs these hoes anyways 😂"
Chad 2 > "lmao Gagma Male"
Chad 1 > "facts brooo, who needs these hoes anyways 😂"
by Stapletn October 10, 2022
by angelo thesaurus April 27, 2024
A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.
Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.
by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021