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Luke

Plays with PURE NERDS is better than all of the people he talks to.
by That4thGuyboiiiiiiiiii September 21, 2020
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Luke

Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Lindsayis his ideal partner. Lindsay will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Lindsay would be perfect wifey material that will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.
by nakedmolerat September 23, 2020
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luke

luke is one depressing human being usally has a rain cloud over his head and makes everyone depressed when he walks into the room luke is a sex machine who gets women pregnant just looking at them
Look here comes luke

Fuck off luke I dont want depressing
by dogsdinner September 27, 2020
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luke

The definition of a luke is a depressing person usally has a rain cloud above him will always make people depressed when they come into the room and is a sex machine who only has to look at a female and boom pregnant he dosnt fuck around.
Female 1: whos that
Female 2: thats luke
Female 1: I feel pregnant
by dogsdinner September 27, 2020
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luke nguyen

by erfefefreferfeffrferf October 1, 2020
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Luke keeble

This means you are a terrible driver. You can’t even take corners at 20mph without skidding and like to reverse into cars at work. You need your license taking off you to makes the roads a safer place
Jesus Christ you drive like a luke keeble you dangerous c*nt
by Tank man October 2, 2020
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luke luzzi

a really short dude named luke
luke luzzi is "a really short dude named luke"
by ForcastCube7 October 4, 2020
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