Jasonate

1. To take over an event while not caring about anybody else's time.

2. Cause a meeting to go over it's alloted time while rambling on.

He's about to jasonate this meeting, I've got shit to do right afterwards.

This meeting ws supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but here he goes, jasonating like always.

by Friday 2 Tuesday December 8, 2023

Jason

Bald headed old fuck with the smallest cock

You hear about Ricky? He’s turning into a jason

by Howie stark February 12, 2024

Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jasonlovetyrone

Jason wants to have sex with tyrone the piggy because he loves farm animals

Jasonlovetyrone is sexy penis penis penis

by Tyronelovesjason February 21, 2024

Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.

I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!

by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024

Jason

Knower of all tea.

1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.

by Spilledconcealeronwhiteshirt March 9, 2024