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A “jacob” is a great,funny, popular and athletic guy who is loved by everyone who he meets. He is tall and good looking he is a great kisser aswell.
Wow i wish i was as popular as a “jacob”
by adudewhoknowsjacob July 29, 2018
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Jacob

A dumb Bitch whose a fuck boy and plays lacrosse but on the inside, he's like an emotional little puppy who cares a lot about you for some reason.
Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
by oh shit fuckerssss November 28, 2019
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Jacob Frost

A corpulent man with greasy, unkempt skin exudes an unpleasant stench that clings to the air around him. Deep creases in his flesh harbor patches of mold and smegma, hinting at years of neglect. His disheveled appearance and sour odor make his presence difficult to ignore.
The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.
by Goondalf, the great December 23, 2024
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Jacob

An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.

Literally the perfect male.

They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.

If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Person: "Who are you dating?"

Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
by happy-oot April 8, 2018
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a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook
oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs
by the bois r back September 19, 2018
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Jacob

Typically a very smart and shy little boy who loves his girlfriend named abby and is super athletic
"Omg look it's Jacob He's so good at track"
by Your girlfriends sister February 28, 2022
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Jacob

A dumbass trannie that has lying hair and looks like a gorilla and has a small dick maybe he doesn't have dicl but fs if you see him runnn!!!
Oh my look its Jacob let's get out of here
by Hdhdjennddj November 15, 2019
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